Inglourious Basterds of the NFL
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Top Ten Inglourious Basterds of the NFL
Inglourious Basterds of the NFL
10. Brett Favre
Okay, maybe he’s not a basterd but his act is pretty tired.
9. Terrell Owens
He’s been keeping a low profile since moving to Buffalo, but wait until the losing starts, or he doesn’t get the ball, or the temperature dips below freezing. It doesn’t take much to set T.O. off.
8. Marshawn Lynch
Hit and run and gun possession charges have had him in Roger Goodell’s office in the past.
7. Tank Johnson
Weapons charges, drug charges and shootings seems to follow Tank around like that dog that followed you home in the third grade. Just run Tank.
6. Pac Man Jones
The list for Pac Man is longer than my arm.
5. Ben Roethlisberger
Sexual assault charges so far seem to be unfounded. Stay tuned. He may run face first into a windshield again.
4. Jay Cutler
No law trouble, but if anyone who can cry their way into a trade deserves to be on the list.
3. Brandon Marshall
Found not guilty of beating up his girlfriend, but is still unhappy with Denver ownership. If Jay can get out, why can’t he?
2. Michael Vick
The obvious choice for number 1 which is why I chose him at number 2. Let’s wait and see what he can do to improve his ranking this year.
1. Plaxico Buress
Anyone who shoots themselves in the leg deserves top billing in my opinion. We should all be thankful the gun was pointed down and not up.
JJ Ritonya
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No Ray Lewis,Leonard Little, Dante Stallworth?
Gotta put stallworth up there, runs a guy over, kills him and gets 28 days in jail. If that isnt an inglorious bastard then I dont know what it is. 28 days...His lawyer should be #1.
Nelle Hoxie 2 years ago
I don't think too many quarterbacks are as much fun to watch as Brett Favre. His drama is really quite boring compared to what many other NFL players have done recently.
I hope he does play a lot for the Vikings. Because when he's having a great game, his act isn't tired at all.