Golf Terms Tiger Used That Confused His Hoes

Golf terms Tiger used that confused his hoes

Hole in one – His first hoe. I know, it was obvious

Bump and run – When he was in a hurry

Four man best ball – When they had company

Steel shaft – Nickname for his penis

Back Nine – When he wanted to go anal

Ball Washer – Oral sex

Below the hole – When she was on top

Die in the hole – Explanation not necessary

Sleeve of balls - Condom

Gap wedge – What he called the hoe in between other hoes

Green fee – What he left on the nightstand

Hand wedge – When it was that time of the month

Stroke play – Foreplay

Ready golf – When it was time to “get it on”

Shank – Tiger’s version of a “skank”

Shotgun start – Premature ejaculation

Signature hole- His pet name for his favorite hoe

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